This is the reason why the DH sucks and will forever suck. You have a young power hitter? Find a place to shove them in the field and face the consequences. That’s why I have zero respect for fat tubs of goo like Ortiz, Thomas and Martinez. If you can’t field, you can’t play.

Got it in one. She was working at the Arrowwood Hotel.

My wife was born in Holyoke, Colorado. She escaped to something more interesting: northwest Iowa.

Now remember that when you’re arguing that people should have the right to carry guns in their house and shoot people.

If you care about reliability, then you probably shouldn’t look Honda. Remember when Consumer Reports admitted that they hadn’t checked the Accord in years, and when they had, the quality and reliability had slipped? No one makes a “bad” car any longer. I just refuse to buy Japanese.

Your overpriced Pilot is shit.

I don’t drive Japanese vehicles, especially Hondas and Toyotas, because the profits leave the country and the jobs here in the States are non-union and in right to work states. It’s a political statement, as much as a condemnation of generic, boring “styling” of these Acuras.

If you haven’t traded it in by then, you’re doing it wrong. Or buy a lifetime MaxCare warranty.

Grand Cherokee. Solves all the problems.

The Acura MDX is boring and shitty, and you’re better off with a Grand Cherokee Overland or Summit. If you really need that third row, a Durango Citadel is just as luxurious for $10K less.

I’d happily order/locate one for you.

Tim Motherfucking Wakefield also belongs with this group. The man was a warrior.

Show me how many mass murders were accomplished by one dude with a sword 1,000 years ago. The amount of lethal damage a gun can throw out makes your argument fucking stupid.

Edited. Man, I hate Toyotas and everything they stand for.

When I see people that earn 20 times what I do for winning the genetic lottery of being born the child of the CEO, it makes me think everyone can use a raise.

Wit isn’t the Cardinal Way.

Damian Jackson, if I recall correctly.

But did he do it the right way?

Setting the over/under at the number of candidates that Trump questions the masculinity of tonight at 1.5. Thoughts?

But DHs aren’t baseball players, so they can go off to the island of misfit toys where they belong.