Great story. Still not a Hall of Famer.

He has played one full season’s worth of games there in the last decade. He’s shit, and certainly not a baseball player.

The DH isn’t a position. It’s a baseball abortion. Not talented enough or able to stay healthy enough in the field? Here’s a set of training wheels where you’re allowed to illegally pinch hit several times a game. DHs are baseball cancer.

Pinch hitters don’t make the Hall. If Ortiz played in the NL, he would have been Wily Mo Pena.

Good. Now retire, you bloated sack of crap. The only reason you’re able to get to 500 homers is because you’re allowed to illegally pinch hit several times a game. If your unathletic, primadonna ass was forced to play defense 145 games a year, you would have been forced into retirement five years ago.

They just hate us because they ain’t us.

So, Doug, sounds like you’re a great candidate for a Grand Wagoneer when you’re done with the Range Rover? I’d love to order you one when it hits the market in 2018.

I am chased down and sexually assaulted by a two headed woman, neither head has a face. When she’s finished with me, she starts cackling louder and louder (no mouth, f’n creepy) until I scream myself awake.

The Wranglers still come with drain plugs; and you can delete the cloth interior from the factory.

We’re hearing the diesel may be a possibility; mated to the same eight speed transmission found in the Grand Cherokee/Durango/300/Ram 1500. It’ll be a six cylinder, though - no V8 on the horizon for the Wrangler.

Here’s a link to 270toWin.com. Even if Sanders loses the states you mention, merely by holding Obama’s victories everywhere else, the Democrats still win 274-266.

Fuck off and die in any order of your choice. Show me states that Bernie loses that Hillary would take. The Democrat wins the Electoral College, and I’d prefer an actual progressive to the Republican-lite known as Hillary.

Hillary is a Republican. I won’t be voting for her under any circumstances. Maybe you Hillary supporters should figure out that my wing of the party isn’t the problem, and to guarantee a Democrat, you should get on the Sanders bandwagon.

To be fair, it’s an easier way out of Atlanta than using the airport.

I’ll let you know when they can be ordered - and we’ll get you into a Trackhawk.

And declared benkruptcy four times, bailed out by the American taxpayer. But we’ll ignore that for your stupid Republican talking point.

Rebates. You paid sticker or more. Trade allowances aren’t actual values.

Too bad the electorate actually LIKES socialism and uses it on a daily basis.

And, to torpedo myself - all of that is several months out of date. I’ll look for more relevant data.

Hillary’s also up 9.5% on Walker in Wisconsin.