And the Jeep is far more fun to drive, which can be seen by the percentage of repeat owners as well as the massive resale and trade in values. Enjoy your Japanese shitbox. Some of us love Jeeps, others are wrong.

What exactly does a hedge fund manager ‘produce’? Or any of the children of Sam Walton? The extremely wealthy vacuum up capital and hoard it, without returning it to society, which creates such wealth disparity. You’re welcome.

Squares that are focused on consumer reports can’t see the forest for the trees. I reiterate: enjoy your Japanese shitbox. We’ll get our fun out of our Wranglers while you drive a pale knockoff.

As wealth is a zero-sum game, in fact, when you become richer, you are making someone else poorer. Way to try to disconnect yourself from society.

And the Amazon of auto sales will be like Amazon in real life - never turning a profit.

However, just by having the certificate, TrueCar comes in after the fact and claims you as their customer, then charges the dealer another $300.

Right, and that’s one of the things I don’t understand about my line of work. If you worked a job that required you to spend extra time working with difficult or unreasonable people, you woulduld expect to be compensated more for your efforts. In car sales, though, profit is a dirty word, and we can’t let a…

It can come as a shock, but other people can and do sometimes come in and buy vehicles quickly. You should see how hard it is for me to keep Wranglers in.

I hate TrueCar, because it promises an easy, haggle free transaction for the customer as well as leads that are higher quality and more motivated to purchase for the dealer. What it becomes is a race to the bottom, where customers use their certificates as an opening bid or build cars intentionally without options and…

One box Kraft Macaroni and Cheese plus one can Chef Boyardee Beefaroni plus spaghetti sauce. Season to taste. We called it Bachelor Chow.

Enjoy your Japanese shitbox.

What is it when you get incredibly depressed and weepy to the point that you barely drink because you would like to be invited back to parties?

Sadly, the Hemi and AWD are no longer paired as an option; if you want AWD, it comes with the Pentastar V6. All Hemis are RWD from 2015 on.

We have a fleet department next door here in Acton, MA that is partnered with Penske in Southern California. When the Town Cars stopped coming in, we switched to mostly Chrysler 300Ls, but we do move the BMW 7-series, the XTS and the MKT. If you’d like some contact information, happily private message me.

And therein lies the problem. I have no idea what her reaction to me is, so therefore, I have two possible negative options - not make a potential connection with someone because I can’t be psychic, or be labeled a ‘creeper’. It’s easier to say nothing in today’s society, and that just sucks.

Japanese minivans are shit. No stow and go, no power, overrated electronics/infotainment systems. You can get a new Town and Country with leather, DVD, backup camera, stow and go and power liftgate for under $30K.

This happens every day in Cleghorn.

So instead, you act like a cunt to other people? Got it.

The wrong Benoit is dead.

But that’s generic and shows that I’m not putting in any effort.