“Spirit animal” is a term that has real cultural meaning to Native Americans; this usage is appropriative. Please rephrase.

“more than half of us”

How much for that sandwich?

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

You’re absolutely right — I completely got tripped up by the double-negative!

Thanks for the correction! We don’t wanna fool any of these MARKS out here!

(...or do we??)

Haha, you’re right!!

I’m in my mid-30s and my brain is clearly aging. Ugh, these double-negatives catch me quicker then they used to. I think I was just so excited to see wrestling/carny parlance in an article that I jumped straight to the comment section.

But yes, I stand VERY MUCH corrected: saying “we’re not…

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

How horribly rude of me, thinking that I had a fucking right to engage in the political processes of this country. Must have missed that day of civics where they went over how we're obligated to go with the safest choice, lest we be kicked out.

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

Condemned to ten years in a cell with Chris Berman

Sounds like Albom is pushing for a sequel to Five People You Meet in Heaven, albeit with a drastic change in venue.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I’m just getting really tired of people misunderstanding what a capital T “Theory” means in science. It doesn’t mean its an untested, unverifiable speculation. But this is not going to change. Because the Bible says stuff so that means its true. So much easier that way.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

So I was a 68W (combat medic) attached to a male MP battalion during my deployment to Iraq basically to be the female medic for Iraqi women and children. I still had to do the same patrols as the male soldiers and carry the same combat load. Many females in the military are stuck in the same situation where they are…

Those are both traditional names that come from people’s heritage tho.

Phew. My 6 year old just finished season one of The Knick, and I was feeling kinda guilty.

8/10. Elicited responses.

Somehow this made me feel more grimy inside than the thought of someone fucking a snake