Da fuq you tryin to say, kid? English: play that game.

Exactly what I was going to post. Well done, sir.

More like this, please.

Thank you. I scrolled down the comments to look for this and I was not disappointed.

Checking in to put a lie to all the easy stereotypes about Heat fans. I'm a die-hard; grew up in South Florida, been a fan since the expansion. I've rooted through the down years and championship years alike. Don't have any excuses for this series because there aren't any — the Spurs blew us off the court, and you…

No travel. Two steps after he picks up the ball.

This is awesome for me, because I play pickup basketball and also love drinking pickle juice. For serious. It's a win-win.

I'm with you re: that fucking commercial. I have an 18-month-old son, and I know damn well that if I take my kid out in public during nap time, I get what I get. It's not the responsibility of everyone in the vicinity to not wake up Sleepy Jr., and if I shushed another adult out in public I'd fully expect him or her…

"I have me a jawb and I ain't got no time for readin' dur hur hur but I sure do have time to log on and post a dumbass comment that shows ever'body I ain't got no readin' comprehension skills dur hur hur"

We're gonna need an animated .gif of Daffy posterizing Bupkus.

Bushmills? That's Protestant whiskey!

Pretty sure it was produced by "scared pigs."

+1 for "jugmunculus"

Don't forget boats n' hoes.

It's amazing that in 2014 so few people have any idea how a LISTSERV works. The people who reply asking to be removed from the list are roughly equivalent, in terms of knowing how teh emailz n' internetttz wurk, to the people who responded to Nigerian princes looking for Stateside help unfreezing their inheritance…

They live in a former To Catch a Predator trap house. One of the included perks is a doorstep pedo-cam.

Gonna have to try that Jamison-blackberry brandy concoction. Sounds awesome.