For anyone wondering how to win this contest and has a couple hundred dollars to spare, any of these should do the trick. You have the weekend.

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.

Madison Bumgarner, game 7 of the World Series on short rest.

In before anyone claims Yadi is better than Buster.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

Isdera Imperator, a Mercedes based supercar that basically brought the C111 back to life.

ANOTHER MURICAGASM!!!!!!!!!

This is a great recreation of An American Tail

No. You're thinking of Anne Frank.

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical

Uh... what... the FUCK... just happened? Someone started screaming about getting off an elevator? The fuck?

You will immediately notice that A-B is not actually doing anything, or even threatening to do anything, or even hinting at the possibility of considering maybe doing anything.

4x4 w/6 speed manual.

Haha that's awesome. An S10 with 134k might have just had its first CEL.......on the second motor.

fuck yeah! Throw a TRD supercharger on there and that new Colorado may as well be a '94 S10.

If you can't make a fresh new Ray Rice joke here please keep your mouth shut like his wife should have.

Rams?

Too bad I wasn't there. I'm always willing to stick my neck out to help a teammate.