Too bad I wasn't there. I'm always willing to stick my neck out to help a teammate.

"That was an NFL decision, the team had no input."

I really think every Ray Rice story should end with, "And Josh Gordon is facing a 16-game suspension for smoking weed."

I think you experienced it in its ideal form. I really love how it is something else, and then BAM. Because there's something to the idea that if you find yourself in a vampire story, there's no slow build or rising tension. It's just NOW THERE ARE VAMPIRES GOOD LUCK WITH LASTING THE NIGHT.

Why is the american team dressed like dominos pizza drivers...

Same as calling him a choker, when all the stats say otherwise. People are so afraid of this guy' success that they tend to forget all logic, proofs, stats and common sense.

Yeah all those 20 year old babies running around out there.

Seriously, fuck Event Horizon. I'm still emotionally scarred from watching it.

Thanks Obama!

Han shot first.

2006. Half time during the Spurs v West Ham game. My friend Neil and I had just assembled our stormtrooper armour for the first time and had gone for a walk around the block to test it all out before the second half of the football. The test goes brilliantly - traffic stops for the pair of us, suited head to toe in…

There's lots shit that's derived from other shit that doesn't have the regulations of the previous shit.

I got a picture for ya.

We've got our grease man!

Stupid sexy flanders.

Fuck ski jumping. Give me tire jumping.

Richard Sherman has really been making it difficult for me to continue to hate him lately.

So if you see a girl getting gang bang raped in the parking lot, you zip down your fly and say, "welp one more dick isnt going to make a difference."