I wanna say Anthony Ervin was in lane 3 or 4. But I can’t find a video anywhere all of a sudden. I suck at the internets.

So, how stoked were you when you realized NBC wasn't airing her medal ceremony?

So... an indoor cat can’t survive in Florida?

Crack pipe.

Umm... not really. A great many young wines benefit from a little decanting to soften them up. In fact, most of the wines that go in my decanter are very young Pinots and Cabs.

My Mercedes E550 goes in to park when you shut it off. You can push the stalk in while idling at a stop to put it in park, but if you forget about that and just turn the thing off, it’s in park. Why the hell doesn’t everybody do this?

Lots of pellet grill manufacturers claim you can sear with them. It doesn’t goddamn work. You can crank a traeger to maybe 550-600 degrees. But there’s not enough fire surface area to properly sear meat.

Lots of pellet grill manufacturers claim you can sear with them. It doesn’t goddamn work. You can crank a traeger to…

Mr. “Pretty Good for a Monday.”

These puppies right here are Bloody Mary GOLD:

#1: Cockatoos

Nope, wasn’t familiar with that. I’ve tried to dig deep in to the reddit theory threads, but I find myself stopping to go puke in a bucket every time someone starts a post with “book reader here...”

Bran Stark does a time-jump vision thing, somehow interacts with young Ned and warns him of his impending death. Then Ned simply shows up at Winterfell back in the present and chops Ramsay’s head off.

Seriously... WTF what was in that goddamn vial?

I can’t really explain why. But I thought Civil War was awful. I felt nothing for any of the characters, and I actually was hoping Rhodes was dead... just so something happened.

I had a 2002 IS300 with the manual and LSD, and shortly after, I had a 2004 330i ZHP.

I love my stupid, ugly, dorky Tevas. I have the exact pair pictured in the article. I had my first pair for 16 years before they finally gave out. They stood up to miles and miles of walking through rivers, walking on lava rock, being dragged behind a boat in a feeble attempt to “Teva-ski,” and they did it all while…

I prefer this excited train guy...

Starred. I have a collection of stupid wine opening implements ranging from the basic $4 wine key to a ridiculous $100+ electric thing I received as a gift. When I open the door full of all of these items, I always end up selecting this basic cheap ass corkscrew. I think I got mine at a gas station back in 1999 or…

Starred. I have a collection of stupid wine opening implements ranging from the basic $4 wine key to a ridiculous…

Go ahead and end it with this one. 1995 ZR-1.

Classic Taliban.