The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

If only Eric Gregg was available to be the bankruptcy judge, the IRS would be ordered to pay Livan $15 million.

There is pretty much only one remotely relevant definition for the word “bully” and it doesn’t make much sense in this context so far as I can tell. I’m certainly open to you explaining why you think otherwise.

It sounds like he leaving because he is poorly suited for commentating... not everyone is well suited to be in the lime light (where privacy is, for better or worse, a privilege not a right). He has nothing to be ashamed of and I hope this life experience helps him to figure that out.

I mean... it stretches credulity…

The original had character, the new one is basic as fuck. It’s like somebody putting a Camry front end on your Saab.

Oh man I hope the “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” signs made it in one (three?) piece.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

I always know when I come to any Gawker site, that I’ll always see a comment blaming the man and absolving the woman in any case where that’s possible.

Thanks for not letting me down, McFlossy!

If you amortize the amount due at signing over the 24 month term, plus the taxes (7% of new car value here in GA), this is a $550/mo lease. $0.66 per mile, plus gas and insurance. Not a very good deal.

The most bricks I’ve seen thrown in LA since 1992.

That twist at the end would make M Night Shyamalan proud. You might even call it a titty twister.

Just ignore them, that’s what everyone else did.

and it’s the only way this idiot could ever inspire an actual erection

Is this the same person who was jealous of the women who were fortunate enough to have an abortion? Or am I confusing this person with the woman who assumed OBJ must be misogynistic for not being interested in her goofy ass at some gala?

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

Be fair to Shoop, he was working under a HC who is the epitome of a human looking like a 6 foot tall penis.

Wasn’t he traded away more because Derek Fisher slept with his girlfriend or something?

Here’s my time capsule story; who knows… something may come of it. (Probably not!)

There are many ways that sports articles can be linked back to political headlines through jokes. This is not one of them.