In fairness, this is still the most generous tip ever left by anyone from the African-American community.

From his mugshot, he’s clearly a wrestler and apparently wrote for Fansided:

He actually thought it would be easier to kill himself rather than ‘Fight On’. Having lived in LA for almost a decade now and met many USC alums, I’d have to say he is the quintessential ‘Trojan Man.’

I’d be inclined to believe her friend, it’s clear he beat the s out of her. Well, one of them at least.

I’m sorry you weren’t able to conceive a male child and will be forced to attend second tier sporting events until she realizes that playing soccer gives her thick and unattractive legs, but please don’t take it out on the rest of us.

His last thought was “Train hard”

If it makes you feel any better, many of the players stayed in Europe after the Rome trip and backpacked to different countries before participating in three-week study-abroad programs that the University set up for them. This information was left out of the original story because it didn’t fit the narrative. 

Also any Division 1 men’s soccer player would instantly start on their team so please stop with the ‘best in the world’ talk.

Maybe she’s just super into domestic batterers

Well, except for the rapists, I guess. Also the guy who reported the rape and then decided to rape someone else a month later.

The thing that makes this particularly unfair is that this alleged 15 year old is actually 26 year old NFL running back, Denard Robinson.

At least it appears the cave is (or was) well-stocked with food.

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Living in Sacramento may explain his lack of fear. A slip to his death would be a lateral move, at worst.

Good videos but I am partial to the Oskee remix version:

So did she end up marrying some rich, unattractive man? Or is it true that two attractive people make ugly kids?

No - he actually just continued to buy players and brought in talented transfers that had academic or character issues that accredited schools wouldn’t accept. He continued to be a glorified gym coach that rolled out the basketballs. He just made sure to do it in a market/league where nobody would notice/care what…

The worst part is that she’s not very attractive and she’s his age (gross). I think he could have done better.

Not according to the black guy with the gun. He also doesn’t believe that little Mexican lives matter.

I’m still crossing my fingers that on the third day he’ll rise again