Either you can't read or you're being deliberately obtuse. Everyone else knew exactly what the question meant.

A dislocated pinkie isn't exactly a Paul George-level injury. You just snap it back into place. No toughness required.

OK, I'll be that guy: If you're spending so long in the shower that you need a speaker you're wasting a lot of water. Get in, get out; shouldn't take more than a couple of good Beatles songs.

The fact pitchers don't bat in any other league is precisely the problem. Most pitchers haven't batted since high school (and some not even then).

Not sure what's more immature, the original post or all these embarrassing comments. I feel like I'm reading YouTube comments.

I'm sorry, I missed that. Could you post it again, please????

Pretty clear it's between batters, so there's is no action to be missed. But you sound like the kind of dick that would complain anyway.

Seriously? You're going to tar just about every IPA brewed in America with this brush? That's just ignorant.

Oh my god, will you shut up already?

Seriously? You truly don't find her attractive? And you seriously think she could get as far as she has with just a nice rack?

The reason this hasn't caused a huge reaction in the journalism world is that few consider the Washington Times to have ever practiced journalism.

Geez, let it go, man. Do you think that by continuing to beat a dead horse you'll come out the "winner" in this silly argument?

Seriously, you think this is an adult, positive method of communicating with your spouse? Not only will it not be productive, it will be decidedly the opposite. Three times in a month is going to start looking pretty damn good to him after this.

...it's weird for ESPN to be so comfortably palling around with the athletes it covers...

Yes, refs should just accept being called a "motherfucker." Otherwise they're cowards.

Yet another embarrassing post from Mr. Kalaf, who somehow misses the "Really, motherfucker?" coming loudly and very clearly from Johnson.

No grown man should call a glove a "mitt" unless it's being worn by a catcher or a first baseman.

Yes, because if a woman is over 40 she should just throw a burka over the whole thing and never show skin again.

There were dozens of conflicting reports out there, so somebody was bound to get it right. But unless you can show solid sourcing and get the details right you will be seen as just another pundit floating another trial balloon out there.

This is truly sportswriting at its worst.