What's with the Rovell obsession? Who cares?

Your endless sniping at sportswriters (as opposed to people who write snarky posts about sports) is really getting tired. Got anything original to say?

We're talking about Page Six of the New York Post, the lowest form of "journalism" known to the world. You expected thoughtful, socially aware commentary???

"...compared to your local Mexican restaurant, Chipotle is garbage."

The two go way back, and Nauert was treating him as a friend. Quote from Torii: "That's my buddy. I've been knowing him too long. He was just trying to, 'Come on, T.'"

Spoken as someone who never umpired, I'm sure. I work in an organization of 200 umpires, not one of whom fits your description.

Not sure what 10-year-old tournaments you work, but a couple hundred bucks for a few hours? Not even close. The only reason anyone does it is because they love the game and want to do it for the kids. No way is the money a big incentive by the time you factor in travel time, time getting dressed and prepping for the…

Obviously women don't matter to the little boys of Deadspin. They just want to be sure you know they're cool with the brothers.

He's not a "guest." He's there to do a job, and the NBA in fact wants him there because they want the coverage.

Tell me where ANYBODY said anything about banning anything. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Excactly. The Ivies don't call them athletic scholarships, but they do make sure gifted athletes have plenty of financial incentive to attend. To some extent it's a matter of semantics.

Seriously? How many replays and different angles and high-def, slow-mo replays were required for you to be absolutely sure about that call? Yet you think a human being with only one angle in real time should be able to nail that call every single time? You're ridiculous.

Accepting free flights to attend something like a preview for a video game is unacceptable at most reputable publications.

I'm unclear where in this post anyone said anything about thinking this is such a terrible opinion for Mo to have. It seemed like a pretty straightforward, non-judgemental post.

9: Guzzling a half gallon of chocolate milk.

If not backing up a base was used as evidence of throwing a game an awful lot of today's pitchers would be banned for life.

You're only off by about 65 percentage points. In, fact about 16 percent of American men are diagnosed with prostate cancer at some point in their lives.

I could buy the argument that names like Braves and Chiefs and Indians "honor" Native Americans if they didn't come along with tomahawk chops and war chants and horribly offensive cartoon mascots. But apparently that's not possible.

Apparently not. We're here.

It's OFF the field that lax bros are embarrassingly soft. And complete jokes.