Not a four-base error. She almost certainly had it beat out at first, and even if it would have been close you don't give an error on that.

This episode where Andy was the umpire and called Opie out — pissing off Aunt Bea big-time — is a classic.

If the media doesn't dig into it the whole story will NEVER come out. Seems pretty clear the university worked hard to cover it up, and local officials are in bed with the university.

Yes, why can't today's comedians be more like Milton Berle and George Burns and Red Skelton?! Not all this filthy sex talk!

Nobody saw it in real-time because it didn't happen — except in your mind.

Every umpire reading this post was thinking exactly what you said. I think this is probably protestable — although they may not bother for a Rookie League game.

Unless you live in Manhattan that's an extremely high price for that repair. I'd look around. Should be closer to $750-800 (which I realize is still a good chunk of change).

Might want to mention its Windows 7 only.

@DevourerKwi: Be careful about that one. People with heart conditions, respiratory problems and other conditions may not appear handicapped but in fact need the spaces. You could end up being the asshole here.