I would appreciate so very much if you shared the fart poem.

Neigh.

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

The real MPG, how it feels compared to an F-150 XL Fx4 that’s cheaper by a longshot, is that rear window manual or powered, how the ride quality compares to Chevy’s fancy magnets, if you’d rather have duratracs instead of hankooks, how the thing accelerates compared to the tacoma’s 3.5 w/ auto and the chevy’s v6. Can…

I mean, allegations of cheating aside, it’s pretty damn rude to be driving down the hole while the rest of your group is teeing off.

I think it’s called a circle.

Not a lawyer. I think the term is “gross negligence”. The contract doesn’t protect the shop because their action of the employee (illegal u-turn) is clearly “grossly negligent”.

I may not be the brightest bulb, but that seems pretty stupid. 

Fuck now I really wanna play some SimCity 2000

Hackers have broken the code securing Boring Co.’s super-secret design software, allowing us to peruse Elon’s never-before-seen plans for running tunnels under the LA basin:

Have you been to Vancouver...?

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Replace all the wheels with donut spares. That’ll fix your problem.

Does anyone else feel slightly strange now that $kay isn’t doing the COTD congrats?

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

“I have an M5*cough*...fiftyi*cough*

‘Why bother with the new M5...’

Mustang v6 works quite well...

RX-10