Hey, Deng Xiaoping died

I need this cake in my life. This needs to be my next birthday cake! I hate birthdays.

for a second I thought she remade the theme song to the TV show "All That"

Did Judge Judy make him give the cat back?! I need to know!!

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

College, I was dating a douche y Navy ROTC dude who lived in his frat house. He bailed on a date night with me because he was "sick," so being a dutiful girlfriend, I took some chicken noodle soup over to the frat house. Walk in, walk up to his room, and there he is, banging some rando chick. I hurled the soup at…

GWB: "There's a lot of black people here".

The Rialto, CA experiment with them reduced use of excessive force by 90% and all use of force by over 50%. And that was in a department that already used cameras on their tasers, audio recorders, and cameras on their cars. In jurisdictions starting from zero for police monitoring the effect would be even greater.

Which of those things is a crime punishable by death?

Idk how the idea we should sleep in the same bed with them became normal. Noooo. They snore and smell yucky by morning, every morning. No thanks. Stop by my bed for sex and snuggles and maaaaybe a nap but go back to your stinky man nest when I'm done with you.

That cover has carried me through a breakup. That I initiated, but hey, I can be sad even as the dumper! (always the dumper, never the dumped #ruthless)

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

*weeps*

um, I need to know which episodes of all of these.

This is making me more irrationally angry than the White/Gold vs Blue/Black debate.

Thanks!! It can be really powerful to see similar bodies. Have you checked out http://www.mybodygallery.com/?

Whatever. I just use vaseline. And people are constantly telling me how impalpable I look.

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

Well the media has appointed Sharpton the official spokesperson but the protest community in general is far from uncritical of him.