Why should I have to live worrying that you are following me around on the internet? That’s not right. How would you feel if someone did the same thing to you?

Um, creepy. Do I know you?

Pretty sure drinking while fertile isn’t illegal!

Talk to your developer about the “line height” in the CSS. It’s a simple fix.

That’s such a hard question to answer! Why do you ask?

I hate it when celbrities do this. “Look at MY fashion merchandise, that I MADE about ME. I mostly just paid a team of people including an illustrator and some designers, but they were just collaborating with me because it’s MINE and I MADE it.” Ugh.

If I was a graphic designer who could only design at a certain size, I’d never get work. In fact, I’d be pretty useless as a designer altogether. I know it’s not the same thing but. Well. Maybe it is the same sort of thing.

...an eggroll to which someone has wastefully glued a hairpiece

An incredible human being. I happened to see him at a charity event recently (I was there for work).

Uhh. Yes, it is worse, because the baby ingested cocaine and went limp. That is not a good thing.

Not unless you’re on a work computer.

This is exactly what I want to be watching right now.

I notice this in cover designs for fiction by female authors as well. I can’t remember specific examples but I know I’ve seen classic novels given the chick lit makeover. It’s not just unfair to the author, it’s patronizing to the reader.

Funny how Demi lasted exactly 24 hours off of twitter, down to the minute. That doesn’t seem in any way planned or intentional.

I mean, possibly because prison is a dark place too.

I appreciated her character, it’s nice to see a pacific islander represented. Or the ‘other’ as they said...although possibly she was only written in because much of the season was about race and they needed someone neutral. But I wonder about her story, hoping she gets some flashback sequences in the next season.

I believe I’ve found my spirit animal.

If I am ever wealthy enough to spend so much on the color of my hair, I sincerely hope that I refrain.

Diversified...Urban...? Whatever could you be implying? Does it, maybe, have something to do with people not being white?

There is no god, and we’re definitely crumbling into the ocean on our own.