That's pretty incredible! I moved to Australia as a kid and even went to state high school there, but never developed a really convincing or enduring accent.

Oh, that's terrifying for a kid. I remember taking swimming lessons at that age and being in awe of the 'big kids' (as in, a couple years older) diving in the deep end, and feeling like I could never be able to do that. Little you just needed a hug :(

Yeah. I am a 'graphic designer' with a regular paycheck and officially living in poverty, according to the state. Follow your dreeeeams.

My life is just a web of lies and no one really knows me.

Maybe they are buds. The heron and the hippo. This heron is bad ass, though. Hippos are probably the most dangerous wild mammal there is.

I get pissed off at rich people too. But just a passing glance at Hirsche's biography, he doesn't appear to have been particularly deprived. It seems like he went to a good school and comes from a family of filmmakers/artists.

Diet is highly individual. Yeah, no one needs milk. But some people like it, and it's actually healthy in a moderate amount for them.

I don't really care that much, but I feel like if my partner was like 'Hey I have these cats I adopted but I'm gonna return them in a cardboard box, come with me?' I'd say 'No way, don't be a piece of shit.' Shelters aren't cat rental places.

I have realllyyyy dry skin. Vaseline is the best. I also use Cetaphil. And I moisturise every. single. time. I wash my hands. It's the only thing that helps.

Damn you for sending down a nostalgic music video wormhole on youtube for the past hour.

Rihcaprio does not roll so easily off the tongue. Rihanardo. Dicaprhia. Diariha?

It's those false eyelashes on the bottom lid. That's just disturbing. Besides that there is nothing new going on here.

YES.

This is so relevant to the above article.

I remember him doing an ad-libbed nod to Black Lives Matters during a performance when he was a judge on the Voice.

Whoa! You made me google to find out she's older than both of my parents. I still think this song is lame, but...wow.

He was just walking on one of the larger moons where the gravitational pull is more similar to Earth's.

It's funny how listening to Happy really doesn't make me happy. It just reminds me of that month I lived in a basement. Which I guess is when the song came out.

That was cute though.

Cadbury is by no means the epitome of taste but wins over Hershey's synthetic chocolate-like product any day.