Jun 20 2016
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Burnout Sanders, the automatic burnout-performing robot that campaigned and won the presidency, was busy trying to…
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Jun 2 2016
34
The last stack of $9.93 thirteen inch tires sat between us, a deal so great that it bent the limits of imagination.…
May 31 2016
46
When you raise a child, that child learns your biases, your preconceptions, your patterns. If you’re not careful,…
May 24 2016
50
I was an ordinary person once before, I yelled through the woven-Kevlar window net at the wide-eyed librarian. Some…
May 20 2016
15
When I was a child, I thought I knew what truth was. It laid in science textbooks, it laid in order, it was embedded…
May 13 2016
26
When you love your work, you never work a day in your life. I definitely loved my work: I felt a pull toward it.…
May 12 2016
37
I was firmly in the grip of Cressida Madness. Reaching from deep within the bowels of Toyota City, their rangy…
May 9 2016
65
They told me when I put down the rubles for a gently used Oscar-II class nuclear-powered cruise-missile submarine I…
Jan 5 2016
14
When I was a kid, just fresh out of school, I got a job at a local vending machine company. My job was to track down…
Dec 24 2015
50
The Viper has actually done us a major service in removing the kind of people who would own a Viper from public…
Dec 23 2015
28
I could see a thin wisp of smoke rise from the ECU, and it smelled like victory. I released the alligator clamps…
Dec 21 2015
31
On my tombstone they will carve, IT NEVER GOT ECONOBOX ENOUGH FOR ME. I was a slave to those small engines, those…
Dec 18 2015
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“The moms of soccer are yelling to me, do not like how my race car shopping trolley handles in store,” said Mr. Cho,…
Dec 17 2015
18
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Wikipedia defines the 4-53T as the single most delectable engine to ever be devised by human hands. I’m not one to…
Dec 16 2015
16
As you may already know, I worked with a brilliant inventor for many years, and I once slaughtered his sentient…
Dec 15 2015
13
When we were at the self-service junkyard last, I checked in the trunk of a Camry. I’m a snoopy sort by nature, and…
Dec 9 2015
49
It was true what they said. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you. Sometimes the abyss is an…
Dec 8 2015
15
Some things you see never leave you. They settle down deep in your marrow, inform your worldview. Your experiences…
Dec 7 2015
15
The Ramcharger and I had somewhat of a bond, I guess you could say. It would tell me secrets of the car world, the…
Dec 2 2015
15
The Civic next to me is filled to the brim with high school kids, bristling with excitement about life and their…