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Probably no big deal. If it was something really bad, they would have made him keep coaching the Browns.

Why the comma?

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

There’s a special place in hell for him.

For “crimes against liberty”, and cheating at golf

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

“wrongful birth and breach of warranty”

Ah yes, I remember how readers of this particular site showed their true colors the first time Jezebel reported on this.

Fuck those bullshit arguments

Oh, they aren’t responsible, they’re just objects. The brother ruined another family’s property, so now his family’s property should be ruined.

Their brother is responsible. They’re just the objects used to shame him.

Who needs some? I have plenty.

It’s a city comprised solely of chain-smoking, playdough humanoids who smoke Marlboro reds and pound Natty Ice.

Would YOU want to be king of Philly? That’s like Homer getting handed down the Denver Broncos

Like I said: results.

Translation: The Shy Woman’s Guide To Sharing Your Sex Fantasies

Like I always say about these fetish articles: I wish I was interesting enough to have a fetish but hot damn do they always sound like way too much work to be worth it.