Hell, you don’t even need sex for that. Just come smoke weed with me some night and I’ll start talking astrophysics. I’ll blow your goddamn mind, I promise.

Tie me hands & legs to a chair and milk my cock while playing porn in front of me and pleasuring yourself to fruition.

It might be the really good weed I’m smoking, but this literally made me laugh out loud. Well done.

Comment of the year.

I was able to finally talk about my own desires and fantasies to my wife, but it took us splitting a bottle of vodka while camping one night.