White privilege

I’ll bet there’s a shitload of Jiffy Lube stories we’ve not heard about... a shitload.

Throws his mouth piece into kinja score table...

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

he was spending $2,700 annually on ice cream.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

NBA really wants to see that Game 7.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Only in NASCAR will you be penalized for damaging your own car during the race....
(side note: I have no idea if this is only in NASCAR)

I just really want to give you a hug. I’m sorry that this happened to you, and I know it doesn’t cure anything, but still—all the hugs, all my love.

Jesus Christ.

Ken Starr’s world:

It’s Hank Johnston, playing Gunther in the 1993 Dennis the Menace flick.

...His mother was there...

Who could she sell her common stock to? They aren’t a publicly listed company.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

These female directors seemed to have no issues with her, so...