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He’s gesturing to the ball boy, who then throws the ball, you can see it fly by at the very end.

Someone needs to make a Downfall meme video on this subject asap.

Nigel de Jong is certainly over-the-hill; his very presence in MLS is proof enough of that. Just because he’s not Steven Gerrard over-the-hill doesn’t mean de Jong has anything left to offer a good European team. He doesn’t.

Bad, very bad, kinja.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Honestly the best sports gif.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

Somehow with the X-Files reboot, they managed to remove *any* *trace* of the original magic? Like, they took all the lightning out of the bottle, and then ran it through the dishwasher a couple of times to make sure it was entirely lightning-free.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Sure, but because this one is impressive in its requirements (and a joy to watch someone unlock), we’re gonna write about it!

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.