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About 30% of my female clients have never taken a good look at what they’ve got going on between their legs. About…
No, it’s real.
This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.
This is how my dad got a Kona championship slot. Mom was pretty livid he spent money so he could spend more money to enter a race which, because my dad is an OCD old person, means he gets to spend more money by renting a house down there to train for two months.
my tears of shame and regret have always worked for me
I firmly believe that lube can be a wonderful addition to any person’s sex life. But picking a lube is like picking…
Elederly white lady next to Kanye: “Those rappers...”
He is just a lazy idiot who fed off the success of other stars and is now hated throughout society, but please leave Scottie Pippen alone.
Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.
Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.
There is nothing more unsettling than being in a strange city—or a strip mall, or a bus terminal—and getting a big…
Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.
Winner.
I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.
It's too good that this story begins: "I went on a trip to Nantucket". Need to work on making the rest rhyme, though.
Forget the kielbasa, those are some honking big 'nads.