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No, but Jackson told him to use his acting skills and where to stand.

Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Subway Sucks

There is nothing more unsettling than being in a strange city—or a strip mall, or a bus terminal—and getting a big

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

Is there anything hotter than a redhead?

Winner.

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Sequence is actually kinda cribbed a bit from Old Boy... The uncut aspect, I mean. Even the color, a little bit. Still, thought it was pretty damn awesome.

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

It's too good that this story begins: "I went on a trip to Nantucket". Need to work on making the rest rhyme, though.

Forget the kielbasa, those are some honking big 'nads.

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

Kid. You just been fished slapped.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Yesterday the Hawks hosted the Suns. Tonight the Hawks are at playing the Nets in Brooklyn. What the hell were Pero Antic and Thabo Sefalosha doing in a club at 4:00 am??

Why capitalize the Es but preserve the lower-case ‘c’? No one, not even E. E., has such a small ‘c’.

RIP Kim's old face

"Alexander Bogdanov was a communist before communism was cool."