Fuck Paterno and his legacy.
Fuck the adults who witnessed events and didn’t say anything.
Fuck the NCAA for lacking balls in punishing PSU.

+1 for use of chiminea.

The latest robbery occurred Sunday morning at around 2am by the men in a black BMW before they were finally apprehended by police.

Does nobody want to mention Cumberbatch?

American light lagers were the result of two world wars, which reduced the available barley, and prohibition, when people were forced to change the recipes to continue to make beer.

Messi made $80 million last year. Think he’ll be alright regardless.

Those commentators suck. Seriously, it sounds like they’re calling a UFC fight.

9. Wear hats. Lots and lots of wind-protection hats. Imagine him at a dinner party with his trucker hat on.

For toilet paper, you can add the effect of the small corner store, which charges a higher rate for everything compared to their larger, grocery-type counterpart.

Are you trying to tell me the good people in local government got suckered by slick car salesmen-type d-bags. I’m shocked.

I hope these assholes get cancer and die.

Think you’re forgetting any car by GEO.

A friend of mine in LA was out with his family at a restaurant and they sat next to Selma and her kid. They got along great. Girls even exchanged phone numbers to schedule a play date with the kids.
When they went outside to get the cars Selma got paranoid, thinking the random people across the street were paparazzi.
Lif…

Same thing with “hot coffee” yet people put it by their crotch.

Please post said bat photo.

Couldn’t they show the guy the photo on an iPad or computer? Jebus, what is that, an iPhone 4.

First, that wasn’t a fist to someone’s face and he didn’t swing at him. The US player never should have gotten a second yellow. I think the ref saw a body fly in, which was a different defender, and got it wrong.

This is a Trump presidency.

In related news, he’s a Denver Broncos fan.

“God my lungs are on fire”. Then he immediately vapes again.
We’ve got a Darwin Award nominee.