It’s clear Beyonce faked her pregnancy, and she’s still trying to draw attention away from that flapping stomach. Not anybody’s fault. She just wants those pictures farther down on Google.

First thing is I’m an artist and as an artist I will explain myself in grave detail so people know how deep and autistic I can be. I will release my lyrics that diss people because I stay up on current events. Like those lyrics I wrote about Cosby, then I tweeted he was innocent. People hate because they can’t stand…

That wasn’t a preview for a game. That was some shitty animation I’d expect from Kirk Cameron for one of his Left Behind movies.

Cruz will appoint a philosophy major as Secretary of Homeland Security. Anything to push ‘Merica away from S.T.E.M.

I’m an art history major, and now I write like I’m a car expert.

Is this the Cam Newton we should all respect?
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According to the University Police Department, Newton stole the laptop worth $1,700 and threw it out his dormitory window Friday when officers arrived to investigate the theft.

Is this is the wonderful Cam Newton you hold in such regard?

Most of the criticism Cam gets has to do with the fact that he’s black.

We all know his deep sexual fantasy is to watch Democrats in the WIC line.

Nobody champions a cause unless they have a vested interest. He’s very anti-homosexual. You do the math.

Somebody check his Princeton application, see if he lists himself as Canadian. Maybe he got in because of Affirmative Action.

Rafael said he didn’t know he was a Canadian citizen. I find it repulsive he thinks sheeple are so ignorant they will accept his blatant LIE. But... they do.

You mean on the black market?

They get paid less for a reason. As much as female soccer does well, most males care about male sports. The vast majority of money is spent by men, therefore...

Everything is bigger in Texas, especially their assholes.
See Ted Cruz for example.

Blah-blah-blah. The truck dudes can suck a bag of dicks. Hope they get their asses pounded at the rodeo.
P.S. Think pointing a gun at somebody is a crime.

“This isn’t just happening to models with a big followings,” she says.