“Beckham claimed the frustration got to him”

It’s sad the best part of SNL are former cast members.

“the truck was sold at a Dallas auction, then sent back to Houston to be shipped to Turkey, and it somehow later ended up in Syria”

Yeah, “Pacman” is a real gem. How many times has he been arrested?

Actually I think he says “remember I’m white”.

Everybody relax. He says “I didn’t do it”.

29 likes. Yet this comment is still in the grays. Sucks to not work at Gawker, huh?

If it’s between reading 500 Days of Kristin, and this crap. I’ll take Kristin.

Screw this guy. Wish they would actually punish him with a 10-20 game suspension. That’s real money, and really hurts. But perhaps he wouldn’t be such a dick.

Should I be concerned about his professional career? Kobe raped a girl, Michael Vick tortured animals, and Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna (and his records sales went up). People need to reconsider who they look up too. Fuck this guy for being a dick.

He spent a lot of time on this poem. Obviously more than his rehab.

Charlie Sheen likes women. Maybe he can be the new face of male feminists.

Was one of the reasons the huge number of commercials he’s doing? Maybe he likes making easy money where he’s not getting his head knocked around.

Olivia knows journalism. She was on The Newsroom.

I don’t care for UFC, especially for women. I’d prefer they have a tea and make out.

Out of curiosity, do you feel similarly about other cocky, shit-talking athletes like, say... Floyd Mayweather Jr? You know, the former champ who beat on his woman.

Clearly the Raiders fans.

A motorized cart is necessary for a 300 pound linemen.

Why bother with black face. It’s too time consuming. I long for the good old days, when white folks were outwardly racist, like Paula Dean.

[UPDATE]. The president just stepped down. So... racism is over. We can all go back to our lives. Whew. That was close.