From my understanding of the theory of evolution, it's not one species evolving into another species, but rather one species evolving on its own. Like red hair being a recessive gene that gets repressed and over millions of years doesn't show up anymore.

Where was the fiancee ALL NIGHT?

Good summation, Tom!

There's only one Husain, and he sleeps in the White House.

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground."

"Religion is fine, as long as it's not the terrorist kind". - some NFL official, somewhere, behind closed doors.

"Penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct for going to his knees".

Finally, something to talk about besides Ferguson.

At least it's not a story involving Justin Bieber... that we know of.

This is Amazon's first iteration of their drone delivery system. It's being sponsored by Pokeman.

Does the guy with the gun know he's facing the wrong way?

He's talking to OUT magazine. How was it not clear they are most likely gay? I suspect most of the writers/staff are gay.

Years from now when her sisters are writing Kim's bio, this will be known as her "serious" phase.

How about them lips, I'd throw on another 5 for those bloated wrinkle bags.