“I’m just going to roll this over into an offshore account... AND YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE IT!”

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

I would never have guessed in a million years that, in terms of the culture wars, liberals would get Nascar and conservatives Harry Potter.

2020, man.

Ha ha! Very good, if a little distasteful given the circumstances.

‘The Hunt’ is a terrible movie. Doesn’t matter what side of the political spectrum you’re on, and no matter how you feel about our racist drug addict president getting it pulled from theaters last year because some idiot social media intern probably told him to, it is just not a good movie. At all. It’s got a few…

In even better news Colin Hanks scored the role of the vaccine in the telemovie.

Rudy Gobert openly mocked the spread of the virus a few days by touching all the microphones during a press conference in which he was asked about the virus and playing in empty arenas. Earlier this week we all saw the GOP congressmen who mocked it all had to self-quarantine.

120,000 cases worldwide: naw, this isn’t real
120,000 cases worldwide + Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson: OMG.. this is so real!!

Well if shit wasn’t real before, it sure just got real now.

We should all skoal tonight in his memory, while all being aware of how we will never look as badass as he did while skoal-ing:

“I honestly assumed he was functionally immortal.”

Damn. I honestly assumed he was functionally immortal.

Barry fuckin’ Lyndon

“Badlands” and “Days of Heaven.”

Stand By Me and A Christmas Story both come to mind.

Plenty of bootlegs out there on dvd http://www.vintageshack.com/last-summer-dvd-1969/

Yeah I don’t know why Criterion is bothering to release easily-accessible Netflix titles when there are unavailable gems like “Last Summer” languishing in limbo. I watched it on VHS back in the day & was blown away—all the actors do a great job, but Burns definitely shines through in a very tough role. Credit to Frank…

Nah, you’re not the only one whose floated that idea around but I just don’t buy it. I think people like to believe Logan is more of a mastermind than he really is. I fully believe he intended Kendall to take the fall. He has no idea about what Greg’s been hiding. But is he proud that one of his children was capable…

As fantastic as Kendall’s ending speech and Logan’s faint, grim smile were  (Dad is proud of you at last, killer), the scene that will stick with me was Tom’s moment of truth-telling at the cove (the one without a sea urchin). Matthew Fuckin’ MacFadyen, man. The way he shifted from the sublimely ridiculous “Bye rock! Y…