SeanziScheme

4/22/21

“Three in the morning? In...

4/21/21

[24 hours later] “Here’s what’s going on with this wheel [slideshow]”

4/20/21

The overlap in the Venn diagram with circles labeled “people so excited about a couple grand in positive equity on their vehicles that they’re buying new vehicles” and “people with 5 figures of disposable cash” requires a microscope to see.

3/31/21

3/31/21

I fell for the greatest prank of the century... Elio Motors...

1/26/21

O2 sensor replacement can be a very easy job or a very hard job. It varies highly with the location of the O2 sensor(s).

10/26/20

the reliant robin would like a word with you

7/15/20

Does it come with a snorkel? Because you will be permanently under water.

6/9/20

It still seems like a lot even at higher incomes. I’ve got higher than usual rent because fucking major coastal cities, but make over $200k/yr. I own my current car outright, and I can’t see a scenario when I’d willingly take on an additional $500/mo payment just for . . . some goddamn touch screens? A car that beeps…

5/7/20

1st Gear: VW doesn’t lose money in America because of America. They did that shit to themselves. It started way before dieselgate too. Look back at your own archives and you’ll see bemoaning about VW cutting corners on the Jetta and Passats to bring them downmarket to sell more. They went from a mid premium brand to…

4/22/20

Try the Jack Donaghy rules of negotiation. Don’t speak first. Just sit there peeling an orange.

4/2/20

I can’t agree on a depreciating asset. You can’t put yourself that far underwater. You need to know you can escape the car without a loss if you run into financial trouble. The problem being it makes zero sense to put anything down or pay a zero percent loan off early...It’s a weird proposition as it creates…