Pretty much. A lot of these people are super religious too so if you’re waiting to die to finally have something worth living for...

i think he used to do this for the same reason that guy down the block still has a mullet and drives the same iroc z camaro he’s had since 1985. however, now he does it because he’s stubbornly trying to assert that his way is the best and only way and any change he makes to his appearance would feel like losing.

Honest question: does Mr Trump ever speak in a full sentence? Every phrase sounds like four ideas strung along in a stream-of-conscious blob.

$50 for the desktop app, $10 for the iPad app, $5 for my iPhone, and nothing for my android phone.

I know, right? Fuck my clean water! I want rich people to get richer at the expense of public safety!

Let’s not forget he and his goons are begging for the end of PC culture. I say it’s time to give them exactly what they want and shove it down their throats. I’ll bring out the popcorn as I watch them desperately gasp for air.

And he’s been one for a very long time.

That’s not fair. He only deserve orange-colored insults.

1. On planet Baldy.

Despots need stupid and iconic hair, be it facial or otherwise. Hitler’s smudge. Kim Jong Un’s flattop. Stalin’s extra think stash. Momar’s afro and thin mustache. And now we’ve got Donald’s cyclone.

It’s not a comb-over, it’s a weave: http://gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357

The suit looks odd because it’s cut and tailored to try to hide the fact that he’s obese. The tie is long because he’s trying to keep it proportional to the padded-at-the-shoulders suit jacket; a normal tie would look goofy, too, just in a completely different way.

Dude, his hair has looked like that since he was in his 20s.

The first one is to cover his balding head, and the second is to cover any “movement” down there when he sees his own daughter. Or pretty much anyone who has something to “grab”.

Because he has the “best” hair. Most extraordinary hair ever. It’s beautiful and amazing. Nobody has more respect of one’s hair than him. He has the best hair god has ever created. No one ever has better hair than him.

The tie is so long to cover up a certain area, that way he does not constantly has to cover it with his massive hands.

He wears a too-long tie for the same reason he has a laughable comb-over: he’s compensating for a teeny tiny peter.

I still can’t get past the tie thing. I mean, the man can’t wear a suit in general (which is funny, because that’s all he wears), but seriously, that shit is Tie-Tying 101.

Planet Grampa. Where hair of any kind even the totally bizarre equals viral and masculine. So funny.