Films from the 11 century are often unfairly overlooked by today’s special effects-obsessed audiences.

American dude here married to a Russian-speaking Lithuanian. (It’s complicated.)

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

Fuckin finally. She’s the best color commentator for national games there is. I really like C-Webb too but Doris is still the best. Reggie Miller, Mark Jackson, the Barry Brothers, they got nothing on Doris.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Remember when Ted Cruz threw his support for Trump, even after not only he insulted him repeatedly (“Lyin’ Ted”) and went full-birther on him, but also made fun of his “ugly” wife and implied his dad was JFK’s assassination?

Agreed. There should be a requirement that any video content be accompanied by a transcript.

Funny how all these ‘manifesting a new world’ cults always seem to subjugate and abuse women. It’s like men are all ‘how do I get all the sex I want? I know! I’ll start a religion! Make ‘em think they have to!’

I’m not guilty in the slightest. I knew that braindead sack of misogynist cum was a existential threat to democracy from the moment he oozed down that escalator, and I’m willing to bet that many of the 65 million people who voted for Hillary felt the same way.

This is like Lionel Messi not touching the ball to avoid the offside trap and then scoring.

I don’t know how you don’t see that in the preview before you hit take unless it was a literal hotpunch, but yeah, small source monitors trick us all into thinking the shot looks fine.

Yes, yes, “puppies and rainbows.” Christ this shit is so tedious.

Yeah, source monitors in those trucks are usually on the small side, and it’s not that obvious from the handheld angle if you can’t see it too closely. Given that he was right in front of it, I’d have punched the shot too. I’ve only had one brutal ankle sprain thus far in my directing.

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

Somewhere, Sid’s leg just broke off again out of pure sympathy.

If we let these kids get away with this, then Roger Goodell’s linking of arms on the cover of SI will have meant nothing.

Black Lives Matter was about #unity. These dumb kids deserve to be suspended for failing to grasp that. Jerry Jones knelt for them dammit, their actions were a slap to his face.

The trick to how Nabokov gets away with it is because he makes it clear that he knows why whatever it is he’s writing about is fucked up. (That and the gorgeous language and sly sense of humor—sometimes sad, sometimes gallows—about humanity’s weaknesses.)

Just to shine a light on how credible this is, he’s proposing a project to teleport through ‘space, air, and water,’ but when it comes to land, that’s where he draws the line. Real experts know you can’t teleport through land.