Sometimes a lot of people find something attractive because that is what they are presented with, again and again. It’s not like SI tests two issues, one with these models and one with a more interesting variety, to see which sells better.

Seriously?

Also, Ortiz is Dominican, so, like, delivery mangu or something?

“Dustin Pedroia is here, everybody. Dawg, I haven’t seen someone get spiked like that since I date raped a bunch of girls. 69.”

Plus, what if they do the classic porn delivery guy? Can you imagine any scenario when David actually puts down the fucking burrito to fuck the girl?

Roasts are like major surgery. Even in the hands of a professional it’s going to be a little uncomfortable. But in the hands of an amateur, there’s a good chance you might bleed out before it’s over.

.... yes?

“I want my child to have an ingrained sense of objectification of women, BUT I don’t want to risk him seeing a butthole...”

Getting so tantalizingly close to printing MRI’s of a model who has swallowed a bathing suit. Now that’s something I can hide under a mattress!

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

Oh. I thought this was going to go the other way. The swimsuit issue is the one reason i never got an SI subscription back when Magazines weren’t dieing. I didn’t want people to think i was a creep for having it and i didn’t want to waste 1/12th the price. 

SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.

Look, I’m not anti-sex work, but I don’t think it’s moralizing to suggest that a government employee, using public resources, to provide 16-18 year old boys/young men with sex as a recruiting tool, is like, wrong.

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

“Weird” is one way to put it. Another is an educational institution teaching young men that women are a reward for being good at sports.

I said this in the other thread but how did the Celtics not offer anything better.

“This was by far the best offer.”

About 25 GMs in the league heard the trade announcement and said “wait, I could have had Jimmy Butler for that? Crap, I could totally have topped that.”

Maybe the Bulls really value sick dunks and sick knees.

I don’t get why the Bulls also had to give up their own pick. Could have taken a shot at a high risk/reward player like Giles or OG. No way Wolves turn down the trade just because they don’t get pick 16. Also don’t get how we don’t have any future firsts from this. Just an awful trade.