Why would I trust you over history? All of them die of a heart attack, what is the dire consequence? None. If one of them is shot to death, they will be mourned for, but that is it. It won’t spark some grand civil war, instead the worst consequence would be a piece of shit human being will be remembered fondly because…

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Which, word of advice, if you don’t want to be discovered as the man behind Banksy maybe don’t go around talking about how buddy-buddy you are with him?

“And those teams who didn’t draft me, one day they will be sorry.”

If it’s your team, why not just fire the GM?

He’ll always be the whiny little dickhole with perpetual anguish-face that threw an inbounds ball off of Mario Elie’s face as the Suns were blowing 3-1 lead against the Rockets.

I hope they keep Rubio on this squad because this team has a huge potential to be tons of fun to watch.

Not only do they have him for 3 more years, don’t they have the rights to match any offer he receives after this contract is up? Not entirely sure, but if I’m right that means they are basically guaranteed to have him for 6-10 years. Oh shit, I just ended a post with the Trumpian “big if true.”

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

A still shot live look inside MSG

Has there been any more news about the Plumlees in the wild?

No. See. Ok. So back in 1998 while investigating the murder of Laura Palmer, the REAL Phil Jackson somehow managed to travel “between dimensions” and he became “stuck” in what’s referred to as “the black lodge,” which is sort of an interdimensional purgatory. Anyway, since his essence passed from this realm into that…

Uh, Phil Jackson is 71.

When I first saw Wet Hot American Summer years ago, and raved about it to my friends, I felt like I was all alone in my love for this brand of humor and this cast. I’m so glad the love caught on, because these people seem to genuinely enjoy working with each other and crafting a comedic masterpiece. PAUL RUDD PICKING…

This is incorrect. They have the most entertaining off court product in all of sports. And since there is currently no on court product, all NBA coverage should be centered around the Knicks

Welp, that last one sure is dated now.

He’s a RFA at the end of his rookie contract, meaning NYK can match any offer he receives. If the Knicks want him, he’s locked in for years. That’s why people are saying he has another 7 years in NY.

Generational talent is a little much, don’tcha think? I understand the direction of the league and the value of a player like Porzingis, but that is a little much. 18 points on a 17 PER is not quiiite generational. Embiid’s 20 points in significantly less minutes with a 24 PER is generational (not to mention his…

Friendly reminder: back when Charley Rosen was writing for ESPN Page 2, he watched the workouts of a certain incoming high lottery pick with an insane amount of hype, and said the guy would be a complete bust, all because of the awful “release point” on his jumper.

Even more ridiculous is that in the “keep KP” section, a few of the reasons are backhanded compliments: