Your funeral will be a lonely affair.

Why would you indulge in such an inane gimmick rather than killing yourself?

Cool, you support increased foreign funding to international LGBTQ human rights groups as well as granting gay refugees safe harbour in the United States.

You could be replaced by a robotic asshole shitting endlessly and no one would ever notice the difference. End the thing that you are, you fucking waste.

Here is your cake, martyr.

Offering up such moralistic inanity strikes me as just possibly a tiny bit like someone choosing the pissiest way of demonstrating that they are the smallest person in the world.

You are a tiresome, inane fuck and I hope you get to test out accessability on the internet because cancer takes your fucking eyes.

I love that this picture is totally plausible as coming from the next season of Legion.

Rugby, at least where I played, where officials are addressed super respectfully as sir before arguments and most discussions with the referees feature intense confusion from both parties about what the rules of rugby actually are.

Guillermo is not Benicio, dipshit.

HIGHLIGHT TRUTHER:

It is almost like people answer dumb rhetorical questions for critical purposes. Kill the person transcribing your fucking idiotic comments because what they are doing by assisting you is abuse of someone incapable of controlling themselves.

So you admit that you are too fucking stupid to understand a pretty clear article?

I hope whoever is typing inane, moronic shit under your account is able to catch the cancer that I deem them worthy of rotting to death from.

Good on you for making your terrible life other people’s problem, you mewling fuck. Give your family the gift of the end of you under the tree.

You are so pathetically desperate not to learn a fucking thing, and yet you whine when your ignorance is noticed by others.

This year I am thankful that people like you have massively disproportionate suicide rates.

So what you mean is that you don’t give a shit about listening and really just want everyone to stop what they are doing and comfort you and let you know how smart and perceptive you are.

The only way the Last Jedi could have been better is if the characters burst out of the screen and murdered every single person who thinks like you.

We should start assuming that the left peak of a bimodal distribution of preference in the electorate is made up of Black women and other women of colour and therefore ask the following questions: