If it doesn’t, will you admit that this is a hyper-defensive pissy little prediction to make?

Apparently whatever shithole you came from didn’t teach you, specifically, geography. I say you, specifically, so as to not stereotype the people who grew up around you and don’t suffer from your fucking idiocy.

Again, you have truly terrible opinions about things. Kill the parents that failed you so.

You have terrible opinions and they will never be needed.

Your cynicism doesn’t mask your mediocrity or your clear desperation for people to pay attention to how clever and calm you find yourself.

And yet there would be literally none if you shot yourself to dea. Not a goddamned single tear.

One day (soon, one would hope), while lying in bed dying of cancer, you will look back on your comment here with wholly unearned smug pride. You will not recognise how hollow this feeling is, because that hollowness has been an essential part of you down to your DNA.

Who the fuck do you think you are that you are entitled to anything more than that? You are a fucking asshole.

Yeah, most MMA fans (including myself) would definitely call that a late stoppage.

You are living your life poorly.

Your life seems terrible.

If impeachment proceeding don’t occur before the midterms, what penance will you perform for being wrong?

What a dull story about how you need to feel special to cheer for a team. I wish you had included a happy ending, like describing what it felt like when you got hit by a car.

I have never seen such whiny, obnoxious criticisms. Like, you specifically are making me a Warriors fan.

Golden State has the saddest critics in the world.

He looks really happy, like if he just found out you had cancer.

But Oklahoma is the worst state in a union - Texas without the charm, a place so shitty that people were sent there as part of a largely successful attempt at genocide - and everyone with even the tiniest bit of sense and agency should leave.

You mean people are using their free speech to criticise yours? Truly you are a victim, histrionic coward.

Like for instance, you use a tragedy to be a hyper-defensive piece of shit, making a pathetic exhibition of your moral cowardice (and overweening lack of a sense of humour).

Oh snookums, sorry that people aren’t given as many free passes for being shitty. I can see how that is personly threatening for you.