You know, you can shit yourself at home. You don’t have to go to the ballot box and shit yourself there.

And North Carolina.

So... Florida, NY, NC, VA, and CA (soon enough) don’t matter to a successful Democratic presidential candidate?

What a weird way to admit that when you aren't at work, you like to use homophobic slurs. I'm sorry the burden of not being an asshole weighs so heavily on you.

The violence with which you shake your fist at the joke flying over your head is really something else.

Every single Deadspin reader also reads at least five MMA blogs an hour. Their advertising depends on the certainty of this fact.

I think at least part of it is that the Spurs ethos includes an emphasis on flexibility and diversity as meaningful operational goals, specifically in terms of personnel. They’ve delved as deeply as any team in scouring the world for talent and have found ways to adjust their schemes to reflect the makeup of their…

Håkan Loob

You don't get to hit other people just because your entertainment wasn't of the quality you'd prefer, you fucking child.

You should protest this horrible injustice by killing yourself. It is the only way to bring attention to this vital matter.

See, you almost are able to see the limits of your inane and blinkered world view, but then cognitive dissonance snaps you back into paranoid whining. Cut your dick off and become the victim you wish to be, you fucking coward.

Hahahhahaha, you are incredibly unconvincing in your arguments! You really should try talking to people somewhere other than chans, because you seem incredibly limited in your ability to communicate.

And Phyllis Schafly campaigned against the ERA. You should stop using your tiny dock to type, it is dumb as fuck!

God, I would love to watch you chew and swallow every video game you own, even just your computer’s hard drive. The blood gushing from your mouth, the agony on your face - why not help me out here?

YEAH, IN ORDER FOR MY IDIOTIC NARRATIVE TO SEEM AT ALL COMPELLING, EVEN TO MYSELF, I SHOULD JUST ASSUME THAT THERE IS WAY WORSE EVIDENCE THAT WE HAVENT FOUND YET.

All of your copoius failures are somehow everyone else's fault? You are weak and will die crying, alone.

You don’t get the hipocrisy of this statement because you are so filled with shit that you can’t even taste it coming out of your mouth any more.

Because walking micro penises needed to be validated in order to put of suicide for a day. The latter is the real crime.

The only narrative your life has taken and will ever take is that of a living cancer metastising on your parents lives. You should cure yourself by swallowing polonium.

You are determined to only depend on the worst people in the world to define your world view under the philosophy of like attracting like.