There is literally no one in your life that will mourn you after your suicide.

If I didn’t fear I’d be forced to deal with you in hell, I’d hope you would put a bullet into your own head as swiftly as possible.

If Trump doesn't win, will you kill yourself and can I watch? I mean, you are already defining your life in the terms of an imaginary culture war you are obsessed with on the internet, so why not give yourself some fucking meaningful stakes and the possibility of consequence for the first time in your life.

The temptation for Harper to make the choke gesture to Papelbon must have been nearly overwhelming.

Also, the Holder/DOJ reference is presumably a commitment to keep the DOJ Civil Rights Division active after their successful efforts to force sweeping, enforceable settlements and consent decrees with police departments in Maricopa County, Ferguson, and 17 other municipalities.

While there have been some changes since, Alberta (and other Canadian) schools have traditionally only used standardised testing in very limited ways, with a single test per subject every three to four years, featuring large written or non-multiple choice word problem sections, marked by teachers drafted from across…

The biggest struggle you face in your entire life is that sometimes, some element of the vast amount of media you consume doesn’t strike you as necessary.

What is Google? Who is so willing to make such a monument to their own ignorance?

Umm, gha? MJ’s career FG% is fifty points higher than Kobe and his eFG% is more than twenty points higher. In what world was Kobe a better shooter?

... against a pretty terrible team.

Let us see...

Hahahahahhahahhaahahhahahahahhhahaa, god I want to puke and laugh down your throat watching you gurgle and die as you choke on the blood and bile flooding your windpipe.

That suggests that the content presented above was beyond your reading level, as Magary made a fairly detailed case. I know that you are so fucking pathetically eager to jump on a rampart of the culture wars, but instead, what if you fucked off and died?

If the choice were put to you, Hillary Clinton or this bill (which would be vetoed by Clinton) becoming law, how would you vote?

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone died but everyone could sense everything and feel pain forever?

So what you are saying is that you went all in on an incredibly well-trodden path? A joke so obnoxiously ubiquitous that it’s original author is unknowable?

Many NCAA players have to pay for their own health insurance, on one year, non-guaranteed scholarships, you fatuous fuck.

Yeah, they should bank their futures and sacrifice all present day earnings to pursue one of maybe 1200 jobs available nation-wide. MAKES TONNES OF SENSE!

It is far easier to ban a posh spectacle for shitbirds than change the practices of a massive industry? No shit.

A inane quadrant based ranking with absolutely no methodology, produced by a kind of crazy British company with strong ideological beliefs? TOTES LEGITIMATE SOURCE, BUD.