God, I would love to watch you chew and swallow every video game you own, even just your computer’s hard drive. The blood gushing from your mouth, the agony on your face - why not help me out here?

YEAH, IN ORDER FOR MY IDIOTIC NARRATIVE TO SEEM AT ALL COMPELLING, EVEN TO MYSELF, I SHOULD JUST ASSUME THAT THERE IS WAY WORSE EVIDENCE THAT WE HAVENT FOUND YET.

All of your copoius failures are somehow everyone else's fault? You are weak and will die crying, alone.

You don’t get the hipocrisy of this statement because you are so filled with shit that you can’t even taste it coming out of your mouth any more.

Because walking micro penises needed to be validated in order to put of suicide for a day. The latter is the real crime.

The only narrative your life has taken and will ever take is that of a living cancer metastising on your parents lives. You should cure yourself by swallowing polonium.

You are determined to only depend on the worst people in the world to define your world view under the philosophy of like attracting like.

There is literally no one in your life that will mourn you after your suicide.

If I didn’t fear I’d be forced to deal with you in hell, I’d hope you would put a bullet into your own head as swiftly as possible.

If Trump doesn't win, will you kill yourself and can I watch? I mean, you are already defining your life in the terms of an imaginary culture war you are obsessed with on the internet, so why not give yourself some fucking meaningful stakes and the possibility of consequence for the first time in your life.

The temptation for Harper to make the choke gesture to Papelbon must have been nearly overwhelming.

Also, the Holder/DOJ reference is presumably a commitment to keep the DOJ Civil Rights Division active after their successful efforts to force sweeping, enforceable settlements and consent decrees with police departments in Maricopa County, Ferguson, and 17 other municipalities.

While there have been some changes since, Alberta (and other Canadian) schools have traditionally only used standardised testing in very limited ways, with a single test per subject every three to four years, featuring large written or non-multiple choice word problem sections, marked by teachers drafted from across…

The biggest struggle you face in your entire life is that sometimes, some element of the vast amount of media you consume doesn’t strike you as necessary.

What is Google? Who is so willing to make such a monument to their own ignorance?

Umm, gha? MJ’s career FG% is fifty points higher than Kobe and his eFG% is more than twenty points higher. In what world was Kobe a better shooter?

... against a pretty terrible team.

Let us see...

Hahahahahhahahhaahahhahahahahhhahaa, god I want to puke and laugh down your throat watching you gurgle and die as you choke on the blood and bile flooding your windpipe.

That suggests that the content presented above was beyond your reading level, as Magary made a fairly detailed case. I know that you are so fucking pathetically eager to jump on a rampart of the culture wars, but instead, what if you fucked off and died?