If the choice were put to you, Hillary Clinton or this bill (which would be vetoed by Clinton) becoming law, how would you vote?

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone died but everyone could sense everything and feel pain forever?

So what you are saying is that you went all in on an incredibly well-trodden path? A joke so obnoxiously ubiquitous that it’s original author is unknowable?

Many NCAA players have to pay for their own health insurance, on one year, non-guaranteed scholarships, you fatuous fuck.

Yeah, they should bank their futures and sacrifice all present day earnings to pursue one of maybe 1200 jobs available nation-wide. MAKES TONNES OF SENSE!

Similes are a type of restricted form metaphor.

Similes are a type of restricted form metaphor.

Similes are a type of restricted form metaphor.

Yes, it has been in production for seven years because it has been continuously retooled since 2009, chasing all sorts of trends that emerged in that time.

It is far easier to ban a posh spectacle for shitbirds than change the practices of a massive industry? No shit.

Why brag about being too dumb to make it through a single paragraph?

Yes, I weep for the sorrows of humanity, for I am the author of all its troubles. I am the one who burgled you, indirectly. I am very sorry, I’m sure it must have felt terribly invasive, but, perhaps, even my ever-treacherous nature can bear the fruit of opportunity. Perhaps you can use your ill-luck as the motivation…

Man, I'm really sorry the left you a computer with which to whine.

A inane quadrant based ranking with absolutely no methodology, produced by a kind of crazy British company with strong ideological beliefs? TOTES LEGITIMATE SOURCE, BUD.

I didn’t say they were, but by golly are they pretty similar on a host of (and the vast majority of) policies. You pay attention to a few notable divides because the vast underlying similarities (that they don’t share with any of the Republican candidates) are so fundamental that they rarely are reported.

You aren't hard to understand, it is just that you will never understand why someone might find you detestable.

Way to be condescending to the voters of colour who have overwhelmingly chosen Hillary. I guess they just must be too stupid to understand their own interests, right?

Statistically speaking, your average independent voter is far more ignorant about ideology, current events, and descriptive aspects of the American political system. You are asking that idiots get catered to more. Fuck you.

It must be awesome being white and rich enough to face no consequences for your actions, huh?

Your dumb racist dad must be so proud!