So what you are saying is that you went all in on an incredibly well-trodden path? A joke so obnoxiously ubiquitous that it’s original author is unknowable?

Many NCAA players have to pay for their own health insurance, on one year, non-guaranteed scholarships, you fatuous fuck.

Yeah, they should bank their futures and sacrifice all present day earnings to pursue one of maybe 1200 jobs available nation-wide. MAKES TONNES OF SENSE!

It is far easier to ban a posh spectacle for shitbirds than change the practices of a massive industry? No shit.

A inane quadrant based ranking with absolutely no methodology, produced by a kind of crazy British company with strong ideological beliefs? TOTES LEGITIMATE SOURCE, BUD.

I didn’t say they were, but by golly are they pretty similar on a host of (and the vast majority of) policies. You pay attention to a few notable divides because the vast underlying similarities (that they don’t share with any of the Republican candidates) are so fundamental that they rarely are reported.

You aren't hard to understand, it is just that you will never understand why someone might find you detestable.

Way to be condescending to the voters of colour who have overwhelmingly chosen Hillary. I guess they just must be too stupid to understand their own interests, right?

Statistically speaking, your average independent voter is far more ignorant about ideology, current events, and descriptive aspects of the American political system. You are asking that idiots get catered to more. Fuck you.

It must be awesome being white and rich enough to face no consequences for your actions, huh?

Your dumb racist dad must be so proud!

Considering that Bernie and Hillary have far, far, far more policy similarities than differences, why the hell are you voting for him? Are you simply ignorant?

Why didn’t the article mention that he is former Atlanta Brave Ron Gant’s son?

She is probably playing God, as (****spoiler warning!****) Fast 8 is supposed to be a heist movie in which the gang breaks into Heaven to snag Paul Walker’s soul so that it can be were it is supposed to be, on earth with La Familia. Furious 9 will be in hell, to rescue Jason Statham’s character Shaw, because they need…

Approximately 0.0000002% of people complaining about the inclusion of a trans character would not be upset if the character was more fully developed. These are the worst people on earth clinging to a transparent fig leaf to hide their revulsion and terror at anything different from themselves. They are children who,…

This is so fucking inane. You mean writers might consciously be aware of values and ideologies presented in a creative work? You mean art may have specific political messages embedded within it?

You are roping in incredibly disparate phenomena in order to construct a tremendously shaky foundation of an argument regarding hipocrisy.

I mean, his parents were, but Roald was born in Wales. I guess by dint of Norwegian being his first language and his spending most summers in Norway, he counts though.

The best thing is that he is only 28! He likely has a decade of humiliation at the hands of Attitude Era stars to come! Wrestlemania 42 features Val Venis berating Wyatt for an hour, then pinning him for a twenty count after a body slam.

Man, don’t. I can't read something this sad right now, I just have too much else going on.