Umm, are you under the impression that Catholics are encouraged by the church to get circumcised? Because, no.

Sure, the best way to dispel the implication that you are a squealing little man-brat is by threatening to throw the “biggest tantwum evuh”. I’m sorry that you are such a pathetic failure within the marketplace of ideals and are demanding subsidies for your extremist position (despite the volume and pitch of their…

Oh know, I understand the idiotic rationalisations you cling to. Subjectively, to you, you are cogently and bravely fighting against a world gone mad. You have no capability of hearing the high pitched man-brat screech the rest of us do.

God, he amount of impotent rage contained in that post. You are so fucking desperate to be on the opposite side of a culture war where you can yell at women. You worship toys and then whine when you are revealed as a man-brat (your biological sex doesn't matter in terms of your man-brattiness) but then don't even have…

So what you are saying is that we should start mandating more risky police training in order to fulfill the general social good of more dead cops?

You absolute fucking moron: you really think there are no confounding variables there and that you have any fucking way of pointing a causal arrow? MOST BUSINESSES WITH SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF BLACK OWNERSHIP ARE SITUATED IN LARGELY BLACK NEIGHBOURHOODS AND HAVE A LARGELY BLACK CLIENTELE. Many are in historically…

The definitions of in-group membership on racial grounds are constructed and highly variable over time. Treating them as though they are natural elements of social living is so fucking stupid I want to watch you drown to death.

You are at basically the panhandler level of social standing right now, except I would feel horrible if a crowd surrounded you upon the street and started making fun or you unhinged ranting that you are SO SURE is right, whereas with you, I want Colorado rich kid psychopaths to light you on fire (but also get caught…

Um, why is this story of an asshole harassing a coworker framed as a feud between two people?

Politeness is nice but it is not a human right. Some people may not ever want to talk to you again, and it is on you to deal with that. Closure would certainly make you feel better, but it is not “unbelievabl[e]” that someone may define their closure with never having to deal with someone for whom they no longer have…

Yeah, moving to an area whose cable package included El Rey just before they marathoned season one in advance of this year’s season premiere was one of the great joys in my life. The fact that NXT is on Hulu (including the specials on a short delay), thereby laundering my money before it goes to Vince, is another.

There was still time on the game clock, you mewling doof. Literally just because of you, I literally will pray that every single human being with even a tangential relationship to Duke dies swiftly, but in such agony that the passing is experienced as an infinite universe of pain. I realise that is overkill, but it is…

No, I’m pretty sure being a pissboy who can’t accept criticism is the occam’s razor answer here, given his past pissboyitude.

Having given up on ever receiving positive attention, our angry subject runs into the middle of the room and proceeds to furiously shit himself and then light himself on fire begging for someone to piss out the flames.

So just an average amount of brain impairment? OK, I'll be nice to you out of pity now! You have truly accomplished your mission!

While it can get overbearing and stuffy, sometimes I like the old fashioned polite Southern greeting of a slow, florid docking.

Hipster is just an idiot word for “people who make me feel insecure about my inability to conceal my own shiftiness.” Feminist as a perjoritive is the same idiot’s word for “someone who points out structural inequalities that enrage me because of the implication that my behaviour would ever have to change in any way.”

You post inane, argumentative shit and then whine when people argue with you. This is like the time you complained about the taste when you kept habitually pissing in your own mouth.

No, I try an avoid brain injuries.

God, do you simply have the tiniest dick in the world or is just a mental thing?