What evidence - and I’m not dismissing the possibility it exists - is there that the women’s national team members are seeking dollar for dollar equality with men’s teams members?

I earnestly hope every pregnant woman reads this book, decides to swing around buildings, then comes to your house to deliver endless miscarriages into your fucking face, you condescending asshole.

Thank you for expressing the 0.0001 percentile opinion about All-Star Superman. Truly contrarianism IS SO NECESSARY.

Your foiled sense of entitlement is adorable, like someone else’s kid’s tantrum.

No, I’m terrible. I literally wish your parents died horribly before you were born. And yet that still doesn’t excuse your inane need to spew out mediocrity. How can you type what you type and not firmly desire to wipe yourself out of existence? Is it a simple lack of self-awareness or is part of the shit-pile that is…

No, I ignored it to make fun of you more. Are you fucking slow? Kill your parents. They have failed us all.

How shitty were your parents that you mistake my piss for positive attention? How shitty of a parent are you?

Why did you stop watching basketball while Reggie Miller or Ray Allen played?

How were you not taught to count? Here, stick with easy numbers: you need one gun and one bullet and you can save the world.

You are fucking up (he is quite clearly not traveling) at doing the worst thing on earth. Your parents should slaughter themselves in shame.

But you are boring as fuck, so who gives a shit?

Having opinions about how people spell shortened nicknames inane shitbag behaviour. How could you possibly give the tiniest fuck? What investment do you have in the sanctity of names?

I think you know less about sucking dick than you do about not posting inanities!

You have been inoculated with terrible ideas about what is due you. Direct all your violent thoughts inwards and save the rest of us your dumb ass fucking damage.

Yeah, it really is a great way to ensure that working class people can't be reps.

When Parks & Rec cosplay goes to far.

You are a truly mediocre example of your race. You should take no pride in yourself or whatever pisspoor legacy your ancestors drizzled down to you.

Why are you so dedicated to defending what is both shitty grammar and dehumanising, particularly since avoiding the error is pretty fucking simple given that there is already a perfectly acceptable noun to describe female human beings?

Think about how much better the United States would swiftly become if anyone who has any sort of emotional response to this situation killed themselves? Obviously, there would be an immediate crisis due to the public health concerns of the potentially millions of corpses scattered throughout the country and the mental…

Clearly many, many people, you inane fuck.