Yeah, getting handed the worst job market since the Great Depression, vast and sudden increases in the cost of higher ed and health, and an intractable political system is the same as “the opportunity to fix the world”. I'm going to harvest your despoiled organs just for the fucking fun of it.

I'm going to fuck the Spanish language into your brain through a trepanned fucking hole, you goddamn waste of existence.

Sweet! Thanks for the compliments!

You are a sad moron spending your New Year’s attempting to argue down the age of consent and then projecting your own self-loathing onto others. You are fucking tragic.

438, Vice, and others use Ballghazi. Shut the fuck up.

You realise that there were multiple other witnesses who corroborate her account, right? Oh wait, no, you are a shitty little baby man who needs to defend every rapist in order to carve out space for his own dickless behaviour.

You are so cowardly in the face of criticism, you fucking wuss.

I think you'd really show her what's what if you sliced your face off.

The market for players is still affected by dumb faith that all-star appearances matter, so someone could conceivably get fucked out of a significant amount of cash.

Why do you think anyone needs a defense? Do you think opinions on the Internet are charted and eventually a winner of every argument is named? Honestly, I hope your spouse murders you. It would bring me pleasure.

You mean the thing he did as a 16 year old, in the wake of discovering his 18 month old nephew dead, for which he confessed and paid his debt?

You whine at the world because your own unpleasantness poisons everything you see. You will die alone and angry.

Yeah, not like when Anthony Hopkins played Nixon, or Russell Crowe in a Beautiful Mind, or Jamie Foxx in Ray.

He meant to swallow an undepleted uranium rod?

Hmmm, then I guess your only solution is to swallow a bullet and end your worthless life.

Whining on the comment section of a barely related story is pretty worthless activism for your cause. Try immolation. It worked for those monks.

Finding out that my mother had cancer would be a funnier joke than what you have just offered. Flay yourself.

Yeah, it is a really slippery slope from saying he supports a specific person and saying he supports the thing that this specific person is using as the centrepiece of his presidential candidacy.

I feel like the terrible Wiz Khalifa song should get special dispensation because it is the only one listed that I cried when listening to, as it played during the closing credits of the only non-Fury Road/Carol movie of any meaning this year, Furious 7 (RIP FOREVER PAUL WALKER, I HOPE YOU ARE INEXPLICABLY STARRING IN…

You are SO FUCKING GOOD AT RATIONALISATIONS! Of course YOU don’t think you are shitty - an innate characteristic of your shittiness is lack of self-awareness.