When Parks & Rec cosplay goes to far.

That says so much about your viewing habits.

You are a truly mediocre example of your race. You should take no pride in yourself or whatever pisspoor legacy your ancestors drizzled down to you.

Why are you so dedicated to defending what is both shitty grammar and dehumanising, particularly since avoiding the error is pretty fucking simple given that there is already a perfectly acceptable noun to describe female human beings?

Think about how much better the United States would swiftly become if anyone who has any sort of emotional response to this situation killed themselves? Obviously, there would be an immediate crisis due to the public health concerns of the potentially millions of corpses scattered throughout the country and the mental…

Clearly many, many people, you inane fuck.

Yeah, getting handed the worst job market since the Great Depression, vast and sudden increases in the cost of higher ed and health, and an intractable political system is the same as “the opportunity to fix the world”. I'm going to harvest your despoiled organs just for the fucking fun of it.

I'm going to fuck the Spanish language into your brain through a trepanned fucking hole, you goddamn waste of existence.

Sweet! Thanks for the compliments!

You are a sad moron spending your New Year’s attempting to argue down the age of consent and then projecting your own self-loathing onto others. You are fucking tragic.

438, Vice, and others use Ballghazi. Shut the fuck up.

You deserve to never feel joy, you inane, petulant fuck.

You realise that there were multiple other witnesses who corroborate her account, right? Oh wait, no, you are a shitty little baby man who needs to defend every rapist in order to carve out space for his own dickless behaviour.

You are so cowardly in the face of criticism, you fucking wuss.

I think you'd really show her what's what if you sliced your face off.

The path up my asshole is not to scurry up your own.

You are dull beyond measure and that is truly the greatest crime.

If you would like to control the definition of rationality within your conversation, a terrible tack to take is to have it in a highly visible public forum where you are greedily seeking responses from strangers.

Make me the gift of your despair.

I think you are bad at watching movies and don't deserve happiness in your life.