Whining on the comment section of a barely related story is pretty worthless activism for your cause. Try immolation. It worked for those monks.

Finding out that my mother had cancer would be a funnier joke than what you have just offered. Flay yourself.

Yeah, it is a really slippery slope from saying he supports a specific person and saying he supports the thing that this specific person is using as the centrepiece of his presidential candidacy.

I feel like the terrible Wiz Khalifa song should get special dispensation because it is the only one listed that I cried when listening to, as it played during the closing credits of the only non-Fury Road/Carol movie of any meaning this year, Furious 7 (RIP FOREVER PAUL WALKER, I HOPE YOU ARE INEXPLICABLY STARRING IN…

You are SO FUCKING GOOD AT RATIONALISATIONS! Of course YOU don’t think you are shitty - an innate characteristic of your shittiness is lack of self-awareness.

No, I'm channeling it in to the safest possible way: yelling at racists on the internet.

Wait, you only support arguments made by people you personally know? Why would you say something so crazy?

Well that is just word salad. You're getting dismissed now.

Nerf. You should be shredded and used as the softest packing for delicate crystal-ware.

Hating that which is wretched is a crime only to said awful fucks or those too cowardly to confront them. Rest assured that I would rather get cancer than have your support.

Make me, impotent fuck. Demonstrate that you have any talent whatsoever.

Bullshit. Reporting on complaints is common practice. You are taking particular offense here because of your innate shittiness.

What fucking fact is being offered that isn’t found in the article, you mewling little infant? The article doesn’t claim that a finding has been made. Honestly, your DEMAND to be offended is so pathetic.

The dumbest take, and delivered so quickly!

The reason that reporting on a filed claim annoys you so is because the idea that someone might be accountable for racism is terrifying to you. Fuck you and die in a fire.

Yeah, how dare anyone make any comment to a newspaper. Honestly, your inanity is disgusting.

The inside of your head is depressing and pathetic but I'd still like you to spill it onto the floor to share with the world.

And you wear sweatshirts as an integral part of the religion of being a complete bag of shit? If I had to choose between a million dollars and giving you inoperable cancer, I would learn how to live on a budget.

You are a real fucking bummer. I would use your post to convince someone to kill themself.

Yeah, yet another reason not to treat the results of an incredibly unrepresentative state contest as a meaningful indication of the dynamics of the primaries as a whole, much less a poll on said contest two months out.