You really don't get how you're a cum rag in a meta literal sense.

Yes, we’ve already established that your banality is coupled with an inability to understand the implications of what you are saying. Why are you wasting time? You would look so much hotter as a corpse! Think of your parents fucking on your grave, energised in a way that they have literally never been since you were…

Because the utter lack of self-awareness you demonstrate again and again would simply not exist in a better world. You would not exist. Your only path for improving existence for others is self-annihilation. I guess I’m just a perfectionist, in that regard.

Do you consider yourself a standard on women’s beauty that needs to be heard? Do you think that there exists a vacuum on the Earth that desperately needs to be filled cataloging your scale of who is fuckable? Can you really give an argument as to why your friends and family wouldn’t be better off if you were dead?…

I’m shocked that a shotgun blast to your face would do so much to make you more attractive to me.

You have a mediocre understanding of the constitution and I hope everyone you loves dies as you helplessly watch as cancer slowly and painfully consumes you.

I appreciate that, using Safari in an ipad 2, it requires opening three separate tabs to get to the video that they are tweeting.

I imagine that the only way this joke is generated is if its source is so saturated with Taco Bell that they've become a homunculus built of equal parts shit, fried rat meat, and cancer.

Will no one think of the corporations?!?

Overreaction to the sheer unrelenting existential terror that consumed and defined them was preeeeeetty wussy.

Take the plastic bag off of your head for at least two minutes before you post.

You should possibly watch the doc because they’d have to totally inverse its plot (and the reality of what happened in Bolivia in 2002) to make the yanquis the hero. The point of the documentary is precisely how damaging the context stripped application of professional politico advice from America is and the…

So, given direct evidence that this type of story will be professionally covered by Deadspin, you immediately seek solace in your sad fantasy of the cartoonish version of an ideology that you hate and are incapable of understanding.

What a priggish sentiment.

Yes, yes ducky. It is a normal and healthy thing to follow someone around to be a Truther for their internet persona and not an indication of a personality disorder. You will certainly be held on the shoulders of all of those who before spurned you because of your important investigation and proclaimed the hero…

Darling, you don’t understand how the grays work, that is pretty understandable (though it has caused you to make a dumb claim out of ignorance). But what really puts you on a wonderful - let’s call it spectrum - of cluelessness is that you are incapable of recognising that I wrote that not out of anger, but half…

Ummm, how exactly would you know that my posts have been deleted, since they would then be removed from my user profile? You would have to be flipping through a bunch of tabs of my old posts, refreshing them in a cycle to catch the deletion. I mean, that would be a FUCKING CRAZY PANTS THING TO DO. Especially since I…

If you’re going to take the time to write up a fantasy revenge scenario, why would you restrict yourself to such petty payback?

Holy shot are you ever tenacious in your banality. You are contributing nothing. You are a creature without meaning or purpose.