This is a shitty thing to do.

Reading through the booklet of my wife’s Molly doll, it suggests kneeling them so that the side of their heads are pressed together and economically getting the job done.

Yes, you fucking buffoon.

Molotov cocktails are an effective ballot substitute.

You are a pathetic bootlick.

I hope, as you are dying, I am the only happy memory you retain.

You really do, as you are conflating comments on news stories with an accurate portrayal of people’s moods and priorities.

Your inane word vomit block is so fucking ridiculous and hypocritical that I hope a life of unfilled desires leaves you stricken with grief on your death bed as you realise that your existence was truly empty of meaning.

I murdered forty killers this weekend and another eighty poachers, you fucking ninny. What the fuck have you done but whined that people are interested in a news story?

I hope enough bad things happen to day that you become furious at your own condescending tone and start stabbing your arm with a pen. Let me know!

I am doing something. I am making you angry, which is the only rational emotion to feel. Smack yourself in the face again and again and help me out.

The world is a terrible place and the majority of its inhabitants suffer from constant deprivation and abuse. If you aren't angry, you're a fucking moron.

Why aren't you?

Your piss-fueled idiocy bursts past skin colour, so desperate to guzzle down the issuance of authority. Mmmmmm, you get wonderful coach piss that tastes just like strength to you. Thank goodness you have a football team to give you meaning and purpose, and a structure of order before which you can supplicate yourself…

Simply take it as a sign that I think you’re beneath contempt, as indicated by your poor understanding of the contractual realities and imbalance between players and management, and as such I'm going to ignore your inanities. I'm sorry that you are under the twin misconceptions that you are a) a human being worthy of…

Actually I raped my uncle as a small child as a form of dominance. So close! What a frustrating day for you!

Thank you, my nuts do feel a bit better in your toothless mouth. You’re giving me the thumbs up so I’m guessing it is cool that I’m choking you to death, so we’re on the same page about it. At least it’s better for you than drowning in your total helplessness in seeing what you want manifest in the world.

... if you're an idiot.

Christ, what fucking inanities you produce. No one racist can ever have black employees, that’s why the really racist plantation owners refused to purchase slaves (you fucking moron). Honestly, this argument you are making is fucking pathetic and I hope that your parents hate themselves for filling you with fucking…

Yes, you have perfect knowledge of how friendly they were with him, because you are at every practice and meeting, begging for piss in your gaping mouth. Truly the wisdom of a piss-guzzling fool.