If you really don't think that there was pretty heavy symbolism at play, I literally feel bad for you.

Other species will survive, expressly because they aren't dumb enough to cause an ice age or build a horror train.

Oh no, it doesn't obey rules of rationality that it explicitly criticises! Do you also yell at cubist works that you can't see someone from two different vantage points simultaneously? Media literacy is a goddamned skill, so go fucking learn it.

The point of the ending of Snowpiercer isn’t that they two kids escape and restore humanity, it is that they will get to briefly live and die free of the train. The movie argues that humanity is captive of its own innate cruelty and deserves to die. Saving the species merely would mean salvaging that cruelty and…

Oh no, her RECORD! You fucking coward.

Stop excusing your own garbage behaviour and that of your colleagues. You are not powerless to control your behaviour and the world does not need to submit itself to your lack of self control. Frankly, your comment is a pretty gross insult to others with a spectrum disorder, as well as those of us who work with them.…

He didn’t show the gumption or grit necessary to seize control of the GM and coaching responsibilities of the Pelicans, completing a series of masterful trades in order to field a team of Chris Paul, Stephen Curry, Lebron, and a mystically resurrected and restored to prime Wilt Chamberlain and therefore get through to…

Yeah, especially since he personally put together every single one of the generally putrid teams he was given to coach.

Davis should have taking responsibility by either quitting basketball forever or personally coaching the team. His actions here disgust me.

Lukes are fine people, ignoring the chronic masturbation.

Attention? Attention! Attention attention attention. ATTENTION!

And yet nothing on earth is worse than having to listen to your roommate all puffy and sweaty whining about their limp coke dick when you are high and making a sandwich at 3 in the morning.

Yeah, probably. Kipnis will either get in on the player’s vote or as a manager’s selection too as he’s the obvious Indian to be included.

Ah, okay. He’s fourth amongst AL 1B in WAR, ahead of Teixeira, Abreu, and Pujols and the latter two (especially Pujols, with his .285 OBP) who don’t really belong in the top five at the position.

Yeah, he is a really close second to Cruz in terms of WAR. Ortiz and Martinez are both hitting for shit and have no place balloting in the top five.

He’s played less than a quarter of his games at first. He should be in the top five at DH without question.

For comparison’s sake, here are Fangraph’s WAR leaders for each position, with their current place in the balloting in parentheses:

Nah, I have a healthy relationship with women.

You know, if you go to a mall and violently shit yourself in the food court, you can get even MORE of the negative attention that you’re seeking.

I hope robots come to your house and eat your face, the gem on your hand has turned red Logan and no one gives a fuck about your generic fucking nostalgia.