Anyone who starred my post exhibits the lowest form of moral cowardice.

I made that comment for no other purpose than to provoke that sort of internal conflict.

This type of cruel-minded snark is exactly the kind of attitude that leads to me getting so much shit for each one of my comments receiving exactly one recc.

If you don't have the simple human courage to murder them for their genetic undesirability (or at least forcibly sterilise them), you have no room to complain. Make sure you tell your future nieces and nephews that their parents had no right to have them because they are subhuman!

hahahahahahahahahahaha gay people! HOLY SHIT, HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT... OR SHOULD I SAY CUM?!? Like, tell me about your dick in detail and how hilarious it would be if you frottaged with a dude to completion. Wouldn’t it be funny to dip your fingers in the combined pool of jism and then wipe them across your…

I’m not going to debate someone who is basing their argument on anonymous second-hand claims.

One. He beat Ricky Thompson (3-7-1) twice. They actually fought three times, with Thompson winning the first. Thompson’s other two wins are guys who only have a handful of fights. No pictures or videos of these fighters appear to exist, but basically I assume there is a boxing league of husky hobos who fight in small…

He beat him to the point of tears. It was close in the first two rounds, where Cormier took a round, and the third was only a narrow Jones win, but Jones dominated in the championship rounds, got a couple of takedowns just to prove to Cormier that his world-class wrestling wasn’t strong enough to stop the champ, and…

I'm going to grab a Markov chain to tow you away.

Hey, remember that (admittedly lucrative) child labour that your parents decided you should do? It took up most of the first decade of your life? Wouldn't you like to revisit THAT?

Four. He beat one Dakota Talbott (2-15) twice.

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Yeah, all those zero episodes he wrote. Truly the Simpsons was the most director-centred animated show there has ever been.

And classic ol’ Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador.

Yeah, someone gave him Atlas Shrugged at the wrong part of his development and it fucked him up but good.

Yeah, they were Flutie’s third (and last) CFL team and were owned for awhile by a consortium that included Wayne Gretzky and John Candy. I saw a Grey Cup from the Skydome Hard Rock in the early-90s and garnered signatures from most of the Kings team that went to the Stanley Cup finals. They were not watching the game,…

Yeah, the battle to control the narrative would be fucking amazing.

For most breeds, if your dog only lives to ten, there are real problems with your dog.

This is a profoundly meaningless thing to get this upset over.

Yeah, what assholes for not obeying nonsensical bullshit! Smuggling! THE LAW! SUCH A BIG PROBLEM FOR EVERYONE!